SONGS & LYRICS 1 HUMAN VIDEO GAME From the album "He's The DJ I'm The Rapper" {Ready Rock does the intro to Donkey Kong} [Fresh Prince] Ever since I was younger I was into video games Tron or whatever it didn't matter the name Thousands of my dollars have been poured into all types of games tryin to get the high score But now I think I have a favorite It's me against an ape he's got my girl I've got to save her! Oh no I feel an attach comin on Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong! {Ready Rock does the entire intro and starts beatboxing after} [Fresh Prince] It used to be a problem this addiction I have I would feel the urge, then I'd go stark raving mad! Break into the arcade, screamin and hollerin Anticipatin puttin twenty-five dollars in any machine, I was out of control! I didn't need quarters I brought, $10 bank rolls Bags of quarters, I was insane People thought that I worked there, and asked me for change But I would get defensive and yell, "LEAVE ME ALONE! These are my quarters stupid, GO GET YOUR OWN!" Dude walked away with this look in his eyes like, "Yo man.. I wonder what's wrong with that guy?" I was addicted, a video burn-out and I would crazy when the guy would have to turn out the lights at midnight, I'd fall on my knees and say, "Have a heart pal, one more game please?" Some nights I might sleep on the subway or outside of the arcade til it opened up the next day And when it opened at a quarter to ten it was the same old thing all over again I was doin bad, my future was bleek I'd rather play games than eat or sleep until one day, this guy came along He didn't have a radio but he was playin a song I got curious, so I said, "YO! What's that noise?" {What noise? I don't know!} "No fool, that noise you was makin there!" {What this?! *starts beatboxing*} "Yeahhhh! That was def man, where'd you learn to do that?" {Man, I don't know, I guess I always knew that I had this talent deep down inside You wanna hear some more man?} "Yeah!" {Come on let's take a ride} He made sounds like I never HEARD before and he still had more! Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible song and I +LOST MY MIND+ when Ready C played Donkey Kong {Ready Rock does the intro, Kong shaking the beams, the "How High Can You Go?" music, and the actual game sounds} Yo Ready, get funky with it! {Ready gets busy on the beatbox} Yo Jeff man what you doin? Give Ready a hand {Jazzy Jeff throws on another beat} Now my life is wonderful and I feel great I haven't been in an arcade since seventy-eight Thanks to Ready C I'm on an upward trail Because he's always by my side, he never fails me Whenever I have a video attack he's right there by my back, keepin me on track So if I bug out, and act like a lunatic he does Donkey Kong, and as soon as it gets to my eardrums, from his vocal chords I get hyped up! No matter how bored I am, he always comes through Oh my fault, hold up, wait, let me tell you who Ready Rock C, here's a brief description of the things that he can do in his musical position Ready Rock C makes sounds with his mouth Yo Ready give an example of what I'm talkin about {Ready Rock beatboxes and then does Pac Man's death sound} {GAME OVER!} {Yo, Scrammy, why you still standin there?} {The game is over.. HAHAHAHAHA, sucker! MY BUDDY From the album "He's The DJ I'm The Rapper" [Fresh Prince] I'd like to know are you really for some super dynamite soul? Introducing the world's greatest entertainer The amazing Mr. Beat Beat himself The hardest working beatbox in showbusiness Ready Rock! [RR] Ready Ready Rock Ready Rock C [FP] Tell em your name tell em your name [RR] Ready Rock Ready Rock Ready Rock Ready Rock C [FP] Ooh that was nice Ready [RR] Ready Rock, rrrrrrrrrrrrr Ready Rock [FP] Hey man, hold up man I think I wanna tell em a little about this man Aight break it down Ready, break it down [Fresh Prince] Please pay attention, to my rhymes so I can tell you all about this pal of mine He's my buddy, my best friend When it's a beat I need it's a beat he'll land I wanna take time-out, to talk about him Cause frankly I don't know what I would do without him We work together like a medical crew When I'm backin Ready up {I'm backin Prince up too} Tryin to beat us, that doesn't make any sense He's Ready Rock C, and I'm the Fresh Prince In the rap industry we're ranked at first Ain't a better combination in the whole UNIVERSE So if you wanna battle your future looks muddy That you just can't beat, my buddy Word, break it down break it down Ready We've won so many battles, people think it's a trick that when the crowd gets to judge it's US that they'll pick They see Ready's face and then they hear my voice To choose us as the winners is the natural choice Because battle after battle we remain on top Cause it's not the way we look, it's the way that we rock So if you thought you wanted to battle, bust this rhyme Just keep it and I'm sure that I can change your mind There was ten wack dudes tryin to play high post One crew got bold and they began to boast but said, "Y'all SHUT UP and get back in line" But they refused {what happened now?} So now there's nine Nine wack crews tryin to rock like this They were bitin my rhymes and just couldn't resisit I said please stop bitin, please don't imitate But they kept on bitin, so there's now there's eight Eight wack crews poppin big time trash Tellin us that in a battle we can't last The battle started at 10:30 and by quarter of eleven was no longer eight crews (how many was they?) There was seven Seven wack cruise in a football huddle Tryin to figure out their next rebuttle They came out strength, you think ?? The Ultimate but we just dissed em and dismissed, so now there's six Six wack groups, tryin to be tough Who the hell told em they could rock the mic like us" We got ? down the business didn't pop no jive We just {Whoosh} blew em out, so now there's five Five wack crews lined up in the hallway All perpetratin like they're read to play My secretary walked out, she asked for one more They got scared, and left, so now there's four Four wack crews outside playin around I said I'll take you wall on, now how does that sound? Not one had heart enough to pick up that mic I said, "OK, I'll let you go, PSYCH!" That's the moral, of this story Never try to take me and Ready Rock's glory Cause if you do, your future looks muddy Cause you just can't beat, me and my buddy Hahah, word, uhh Yeah, ay Ready Rock, hold up hold up hold up Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute What man what? C'mon man, man, I wonder, can, can I just interrupt the record for a second? ROCK THE HOUSE From the album "Rock The House" [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Ladies and gentlemen Fly girls and fly guys My name is the Fresh Prince And I've come here to introduce someone to you His name is the Human Lynn Drum Ready Rock C And we came to tell everyone that... ( *Ready Rock C starts beatboxing* ) When we rock the house there is no doubt (is no doubt) That me and Ready C will turn it out (turn it out) We're down with the DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jazzy Jeff) And you know that we are def (that we're def) And you should not settle for less Than the undisputed best [ Fresh Prince & Ready Rock C ] That's right, we are the best [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Everywhere we (go), everytime we do a (show) Everybody wants to (know) how we make em say (ho) The way we do is not a magical trick It's a lotta def rhymes (and beats like this) ( *Ready Rock C breaks into a new beat* ) [ Fresh Prince ] Somebody yell 'hooo-o' [ crowd ] Hooo-o [ Fresh Prince ] Say 'ho, ho' [ crowd ] Ho, ho [ Fresh Prince ] Now I'm the Fresh Prince, hello, how do you do? I just have a little fun with the rest of my crew So take a chill and just relax Yo Ready C, pretend that you're a dj and scratch ( *Ready Rock C imitates scratching* ) [ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock... [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Alright now, bust a move And get the hell out if you're tryin to bust the groove Cause we came to (party) all through the night And we're excommunicating those who don't act (right) This is a (party), so grab some(body) Drink some Ba(cardi) and dance (with everybody) The feeling's good, some people think it's great Get on the dancefloor and let your body girate In cadence with the beat, just move your feet While the Prince is on the rhyme (Ready C is on the beat) [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] My.. beatbox rocks everywhere we go Gettin utterly respected at every show No other can (beat me), no girl can out-(freak me) (Man, I'm gettin tired) Ready C, give me a beat, please He does a lot that others cannot do Ready C and the Prince, the toughest two man crew We're comin out rockin and we're takin what's ours Ready C is the man and the suckers he devours Beat after beat he gains respect Ready C is the man that's keepin others in check I like to rock with him, side by side Me and Ready cold chillin with the utmost pride So if you're not down by law to rock the spot Then get the hell out, cause we're never gonna stop My beatbox We been rockin kinda hard ever since we begun Yo Ready C, man, play Stanford and Son ( *Ready Rock C intonates theme from 'Stanford and Son'* ) Now play it under water ( *same routine sounding like it's done under water* ) How 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Ready C, how 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Bust it ( *Ready Rock C switches to another beat* ) Well, his name is Ready C, and I'm tellin you He can play a beat forwards and backwards too ( *Ready Rock C makes the beat sounding like it's being spun backwards on a turntable* ) Play it backwards [ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock... Bust it Backwards [ Fresh Prince singing (& Ready Rock C) ] Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you? (Showin you) where you're goin to (goin to) Do you know that we are down by law We want you all to know that we're primal of all And when we rock the house there is no doubt That me and Ready C will turn it out Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you? ( *crowd cheers* )